The Chinese, or one of my other many enemies, are stepping up their plans. As I sat in comfortable safety in my office, a window nearby shattered. An exterior window. There is no visible projectile on the ground, leading to one of two possible conclusions. 1) They have developed vanishing bullets and the bullet proof glass I had installed has foiled them, or more frighteningly, 2) They have bred and trained a genetically advanced race of super sized, indestructible kamikaze birds.
Each is equally likely.
Birds are now, regrettably, on my &$*# list. That’s right friends; our once-time fine-feathered-friends have been twisted and corrupted into avian assassins, the likes of which have not been known since the days of Omar, the crazed pigeon trainer. I have already “dealt” with Omar, so this is a mystery.
Vanishing bullets have been on my &$*# list for some time.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
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